my dad says i shouldnt be fucking hoes

how was yer dad today?

i told him "worry about ur own dick"

hes probably golfing rn

That'll set him straight.

i kinda wonder how my mom is

shes a bitch

but

its been like 3 monnths since weve talked

You should be fixing your money problems instead of fucking w*men brother

Inshallah

golfing in texas, ghey, shouldnt he be out at a rodeo or something?

@Major the only rodeo that matters isnt here yet

biggest rodeo in the country

houston rodeo

its a seasonal thing?

1 time a year

i forget when

When they gonna do the bull run

april iirc

ima have to detox at rehab

this one is gunna be bad

those motherfuckers never give me enough valium tho

cocksucklers

pmaplona bull run is in july

pamplona

the rodeo here is like aa

shut a city down event

sounds cool as fuck

theres a prison rodeo in louisiana ive been wanting to go to

biggest prison in america

fucking goddammit whats the name

@CloseDanger

whats the name

Damn bro you drink enough to go to rehab.my.guy?

i went to rehab 3 times in the last 2 years

its in the film stir crazy with gene wilder

once for 28 days twice for detox

Angola

they can medically detox u there

YES