Message from @Major

Discord ID: 759930450973425664


2020-09-28 00:09:24 UTC  

i still cant get over whoever told me what docking is

2020-09-28 00:09:40 UTC  

hands down worst thing ive ever heard of

2020-09-28 00:09:40 UTC  

what is docking @Ricky Beanbag

2020-09-28 00:09:40 UTC  

Shits so jokes

2020-09-28 00:09:42 UTC  

GTA 5 taught me what docking was

2020-09-28 00:09:45 UTC  
2020-09-28 00:09:55 UTC  

a sex thing?

2020-09-28 00:09:57 UTC  

when u stick ur dick in another dudes dick foreskin

2020-09-28 00:10:08 UTC  

@Barbaricus we don't have Mexican ice cream places here 🤷

2020-09-28 00:10:09 UTC  

Mush them together in the 4skin

2020-09-28 00:10:13 UTC  

err thats disgusting

2020-09-28 00:10:25 UTC  

<:atlast:630196735569821696>

2020-09-28 00:10:33 UTC  

pls dont sjiep

2020-09-28 00:10:39 UTC  

I remember in high school my friend thought gay sex was exactly that @Óðinn

2020-09-28 00:10:45 UTC  

<:ban:627976894612111388>

2020-09-28 00:10:49 UTC  

sword fights

2020-09-28 00:11:41 UTC  

I also like cookies and cream

2020-09-28 00:11:52 UTC  

But I simp BIG TIME for chocolate

2020-09-28 00:12:18 UTC  

Strawberry is good too

2020-09-28 00:12:18 UTC  

hersheys cookies and cream is lush

2020-09-28 00:12:23 UTC  

one of yall sit next to me and slap my phone out of my hand everytime i get on instagram

2020-09-28 00:12:31 UTC  

slap

2020-09-28 00:13:04 UTC  

shit switches my mood from good to bad so fast

2020-09-28 00:13:17 UTC  

In February see's candies sells the most amazing chocolate covered cherries

2020-09-28 00:13:28 UTC  

I gotchu

2020-09-28 00:13:31 UTC  
2020-09-28 00:13:39 UTC  

thank you sir

2020-09-28 00:13:41 UTC  

xir

2020-09-28 00:13:54 UTC  

tara reid used to be so hot

2020-09-28 00:14:03 UTC  

aye she did

2020-09-28 00:14:05 UTC  

then she put fake shit in her tits and it looked like raccoons chewed on em

2020-09-28 00:14:10 UTC  

bit ropey now though

2020-09-28 00:14:47 UTC  

where the fuck did she go

2020-09-28 00:14:53 UTC  

did she die in c-list actor hell

2020-09-28 00:15:27 UTC  

sharknado

2020-09-28 00:15:46 UTC  

dude

2020-09-28 00:15:47 UTC  

my barber

2020-09-28 00:15:55 UTC  

just went to a shop so far away

2020-09-28 00:15:57 UTC  

this is gay

2020-09-28 00:16:21 UTC  

hasnt been in a good film since van wilder