I am actually a beast

I bet i can fuck better if i was sober again

wife dat bitch bro

Tried

Her sister is a hoe

damnb

send yugos

w*men

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but tbh she's a great girl i love jess

Shes always got a spot on my heart

We talked the other day

She moved to the city

I never see her now

BUT SHE KNOWS RICKY GOT GOOD DICK

Lol i fucked her best friend at dairry queen

It was this easy-

Poor snail man

i don't get much out of hookups like that tbh. i can get some ass on grindr in 20 mins but i'll feel terrible afterwards

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"Wanna fuck?"
"Yes"
5 minute later..
"I'm not cumming for like 2 hours can u get off?"
"Yea"

Literally happened

nice

@Дмитрий Абрамович help her get back<:shockedrush:758776177472438312>

@joe mama can't help unless flights start

went over to a dude's house 2 weeks ago and he was fuggin RIPPED. literally the most chad guy i ever met but he was a bottom ffs

Goddamnit

Can't bottom when ur a bottom

like dude you can land any chick or dude you want in this STATE and you wanna suck my dick

Didn't know gays had issues like thos

Fuck u android

This*

2 xays https://imgur.com/a/L1kgV

Don't punch mirrors

They win

Every time

@Дмитрий Абрамович i told her to not go but she wanted to see her mother fuck her

@Ricky Beanbag you really need a punching bag my man

Wife me nigger

I know lol