I want some pelemeni

Had a pulled pork sammich last night with spicy bbq and lemon pepper. It was like giving jesus a blowjob

ayo

Hi Dad @dankbanshee

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-vagina-broth-gif-13826386

Who wants to play Among Us?

Pelemeni with hot sauce

Steak burrito with guac

👌

Good thing im a female, so I don't have to deal with the shits later

homemade pepperoni pizza, but store bought ingredients.

😳

Naw you mean you don't make your own pepperoni at home?

I churn my own butter

Get with the times

don't milk my own cows

as far as making my own crust, its local pizza place dough

Do those tiny microwaveable pizzas count as pizzas?

hangover is GONE!!! <:trumpepe:555880775480770580>

Lucky

"folded pizza is a sandwich" gets a bullet

I've got a wet shirt wrapped around my head cuz i keep getting hot

Isn't that a calzone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DpjtBWYifg

omega-3/b3/c-1000/D3/probiotic/cinnamin toast crunch with whole milk 👌 thats the secret, the cinna toast crunch

oh and potassium-magnesium

Lolol that video

Piss beer helped my hangovers

Just don't go overboard, just one does the trick

SKIBBITY BOP MMM DADA

Nah that one morning beer rolls into killing what you’ve got left in the fridge and then back to the liquor store lol

Exactly

That morning shot turns into me drinking a 5th

I wish everyone selling xanax wasn't a shithead selling fake pnes

ones*

I’ve found that vodka hangovers are much more manageable for me compared to lots of beers or dark liquors

I miss the good ol 2 for 5 days with the real white 2mgs

Ya whiskey hangovers are so much worse

something something science something dark something

I once saw a shoebox full of chinese xanax

Oooof