<:bigguy:402401397892710411>

lmao

what the fuck is goin on my man

toilet??

alright

planes and toilets

ive been doing nofap for weeks now

and i felt like i was going to "relapse" yesterday

i went to pee and when i flushed

the toilet flooded the entire bathroom

into the hallway

holy shit

i was going to jack off right after i was done peeing

but then i had to spend the rest of the afternoon cleaning it up

God sent a flood

exactly

imagine believing this was a coincidence

i relapsed this morning

no p0rn tho

heroin?

yes

but nofap too

but not heroin

dang

🐲

brb gotta clean my room

wash my penis

remember to slay the dragon to find your father

🐲 slaaaay

reminder that GOD IS IN CONTROL fellas

Satan makes me relapse until I go to church

I wish I was one of those guys who could just quit cold turkey

ya

those people are <:chad:402359917819985931>

alas, I'm not

i had to ease my way into stopping

I quit 2 months ago, how long till im a chad? Till my death?

1 year

you'll be able to fly in a few more years

dang