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@everyone There was a little boy that came home today from school and as he walked on to the farm he punched the cow, kicked the chicken and slapped the pig. His mother came out screaming, “ little Johnny, get in here!” The little boy ran inside and he said, “yes mother?” The boys mother looked at him sternly and said, “ You will not get any milk, eggs, or bacon for one month, no go inside and do your chores!” The little boy went inside and when evening came little Johnny saw his father walk in and slam the door and kick the cat. Little Johnny looked at his mother and said, “Mommy, should I tell him or should you?”

What a hypocrite

Haha I’m on tour right now and going to sleep early. So not really 😂 @B єℓℓα verità

omg ab fab

Yeah yeah yeah @STEREO_OERETS[TAC1] dad doesn’t get any..... cat? Big deal! 😏

Lol

I so lost

Blessings all around--and -g-nite patriots

That paid off in spades

David spades, even.

Good Night and God Bless @MORIAH

gnight @MORIAH

@MORIAH gn

^

I’m gonna keep drinking my wine 🍷

I need a drinking night soon.

I’m not drunk enough yet

I almost am

I’m not.

Haha

Hi Guys and gals 💙🦋

@V77 hey

Hey @V77

Omg

To do what?

Did you just assume my gender???.............lol

What’s happening 👀

@SeekerAnon76 🚁

I feel like I’m missing every joke

Supreme Allied Commander....should work

It might be the wine 😂 @B єℓℓα verità

@SeekerAnon76 supreme