Message from @Hernán Cortés
Discord ID: 279809820704374784
i am jacked up on bitchyness
and mountain dew
Jej, top jej
What's next, Gobbels Dorritos
no, gold star tortilla chips
LOL
DA GRABBLERS
Nestolgea
It still amazes me how many people think the Onion is 100% real
I miss this sort of stupid shit
"I just want to get rid of him!"
lmao
ASHES TO ASHES, THE JEWS FALL DOWN
>exercise on friday after sunset when stress has it's guard down
>Cant do much because of hernia
the book at the end
dude guys
in the Berenstein timeline, this onion clip did NOT have anything past the end of the main bit
no blabbler, no book image
I regret giving up my PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER
LOL
yeah i tried to link you to the $49 pink sig brace but it was out of stock already
I have one
gay
A pink AR pistol
>tfw never went to prom and will never high school musical reunion
Matches my pink skirt and pink/black thigh highs
>Tfw I went to prom by myself
prom bullshit overrated
i fucked an 18 year old chick in my auto dealerships loaner car
which was a minivan
jk I went with my friends
hueh
outside of her prom
I went with a lesbian