Message from @turdlicka420
Discord ID: 526963249321738270
You’re sexy
I’m the fuckin sexiest
Okay
I know
Sexy mmmm
Thanks
<:dynoSuccess:314691591484866560> ***turdlicka420#4596 has been warned., spamming like a little cunt***
How can I shove a log up my ass without causing any pain to my magnificent body?
Morphine or opium
Lots of it
Oof.
Not a good idea.
Of course it isn’t but if you must then morphine or opium would do wonders for the pain.
Stop watching porn!
I watch asian people
I was watching porn when I was 7 up to now, not beating my meat until I was 11. So I am part of the 1 percent
I am overly happy, but paranoid
The last one, I am too young to disagree or agree with
porn is a business
you know?
seriously abandon porn, it fucks you bad. Honestly a stable relationship with regular sex is infinitely better. Having sex with a woman you love makes you happy, makes you more productive and generally brings out the good in you. Unless you are a fucked up dude
Ok
You influenced me with your wording of it