It'll just make him dislike you

i am unfamiliar with all of those names

i don't think i would enjoy my stay there

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470954592255868930/485229156209000448/269167bb-6645-4f7a-8d0d-b36445b2299b.jpg

how can i smuggle a baby gecko on a flight

Hm..

Wouldn't the scan see it though?

idk

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good gecko

Here's what you do chief: freeze him before boarding and store him in cooler. Dump cooler pre-scan. If they question you say he is plastic. Reheat with a massaging travel neck pillow with heat options.

ooo

this is a good plan

fool proof

lel

but i have one problem obungus

i have a layover in Qatar

Option 2: Make up a scam about being a plastic animal salesman and bring your gecko in with many other plastic geckos, they'll never know.

and they will scan my bags again

😦

but they didnt do a full body scanner

so i can maybe keep it in my pocket there

You ain't carrying him on you

In your bag where it's warm for him

will there be enough air?

poke holes in the bag?

yqh it's possible i have a backpack so

why don't you buy one wherever you live?

i want one of these geckos

not a leopard gecko

Option 3: Curb stomp him and replace him

i don't think it'll survive the flight in your large luggage

and there is no way you'll be able to have him on your person

it's 22 hour flight it's gonna be rough

security is too good now

gamers

Tape bubble wrap around his bag

try googling

see if anyone has tried it before

halp me reddit

Option 4: Train a falcon to carry him across the ocean and have him deliver him to you unharmed