Message from @Obungus
Discord ID: 516459261740711937
Ukraine is the descendent of gay butt sex havers
and it's chad
@Obungus wdym "Anon, you owe allegiance to your ancestral homeland.
"
You'rea ukrainian jew
im not
wtf
>Be me, Russia
>Poke around at some tiny Ukrainean ship I built 30 years ago and lost when Ukraine got independence
>fucking 1991, worst year of my fucking life
>Ukraine gets pissed
>ohshitladsthisisgettinginteresting.png
>might declare war
>OHNONONO
>declares war
>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
>Secure Crimea, leave
>NATO salty, but I don't give a damn
ok
I odn't get it
is this a reference to 2014?
or?
Right now.
by securing Crimea you mean?
getting an invasion force out
?
literally your greentext is clapped
By "secure Crimea" I mean properly take it, and have it be recognized by foreign powers, sorry, should've been more clear.
@Obungus yeah
they'd take control of what they want and then leave
^
bet they take some land in Eastenr Ukraine
like the DPR
nothing Ukraine would want really
bt then again why would they want it either
huh
I wonder what they'll do
Again, probably nothing happens.
we are talking in the case
stop being an downy little bitch
The likelihood of war is minimal
US Navy moving into black sea?
Trump going back to D.C to deal with the situation?
Oh, as a hypothetical, it *has* happened scenario?
yes
ah shit, yeah ok
It's like an alternate history scenario but it's the future and we have a setting given to us by real world events