as some sexy bad boy

in every modern thing

He was he original edge lord

this is the fault of the book paradise lost

i don't get how you go from the Satan being an ugly despicable monster

to a sexy bad boy **fallen** angel

Yea that annoys me, the devil is portrayed in the same way vampires are represented in Twilight

Modern media

Controls by jews

Jews worship Satan

They want more people to do the same

here's the devil in medival times

Shh, we’re having a nice adult discussion. Not one about da joos

Portray satan as a hottie to make weird girls like him

Based

and here's the fucking devil after paradise lost

Anyone that unironically uses the term "da joos" needs to hang

Hot

It was da joos

What is that guy thinking at that moment

John Milton sees the first thing and thinks "oh jeez satan is a sexy bad boy fallen angel."

Is he going in or out

He’s like well shit I’d died and now I’m getting eaten/birthed by a mouth vagina

Not the best outcome me, not the best outcome

another depiction

@GermanEastAfrica
[record scratch]

[freeze frame]

yup thats me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

Exactly

Well let me tell you, it’s a wild wacky ride kiddos

i mean the devil is meant to be a being of pure evil and terrify you so like if you're being consumed by its mouth vagiana i think you'd be pretty horrified

Satan has another mouth on his ass in that picture hmm

oof

the 1600s really did something to Christianity 👍🏿

The idea of hell being eternal and infinitely gruesome is mostly a modern idea

Read Peter's Apocalypse

Only despacito can save us from hell now

well i mean dante's idea was that you could go through purgatory to be cleansed of your sins i guess

@🌼Kalina🌹🌸🌹Zay🌹🌸🌹Scott🌼 **three decades of war**

I wouldnt say that the divine comedy is a doctinal authority

Just like i wouldnt say Brothers Karamazov is an Orthodox authority