Message from @Feraligatr

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here's the devil in medival times

2018-06-01 15:11:09 UTC  

Shh, we’re having a nice adult discussion. Not one about da joos

2018-06-01 15:11:10 UTC  

Portray satan as a hottie to make weird girls like him

2018-06-01 15:11:12 UTC  

Based

and here's the fucking devil after paradise lost

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450438542485749782/452127020613369856/7096017_f496.png

2018-06-01 15:11:34 UTC  

Anyone that unironically uses the term "da joos" needs to hang

2018-06-01 15:11:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450438542485749782/452127096563826688/image.png

2018-06-01 15:11:41 UTC  

Hot

2018-06-01 15:11:45 UTC  

It was da joos

2018-06-01 15:12:03 UTC  

What is that guy thinking at that moment

John Milton sees the first thing and thinks "oh jeez satan is a sexy bad boy fallen angel."

2018-06-01 15:12:19 UTC  

Is he going in or out

2018-06-01 15:12:46 UTC  

He’s like well shit I’d died and now I’m getting eaten/birthed by a mouth vagina

2018-06-01 15:13:06 UTC  

Not the best outcome me, not the best outcome

another depiction

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450438542485749782/452127484545073152/470ca7a2ced221c7b221c243d84852d2.png

2018-06-01 15:13:32 UTC  

@GermanEastAfrica
[record scratch]

[freeze frame]

yup thats me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

2018-06-01 15:13:40 UTC  

Exactly

2018-06-01 15:14:02 UTC  

Well let me tell you, it’s a wild wacky ride kiddos

i mean the devil is meant to be a being of pure evil and terrify you so like if you're being consumed by its mouth vagiana i think you'd be pretty horrified

2018-06-01 15:14:04 UTC  

Satan has another mouth on his ass in that picture hmm

2018-06-01 15:14:15 UTC  

oof

the 1600s really did something to Christianity 👍🏿

2018-06-01 15:14:59 UTC  

The idea of hell being eternal and infinitely gruesome is mostly a modern idea

2018-06-01 15:15:08 UTC  

Read Peter's Apocalypse

2018-06-01 15:15:17 UTC  

Only despacito can save us from hell now

well i mean dante's idea was that you could go through purgatory to be cleansed of your sins i guess

2018-06-01 15:15:41 UTC  
2018-06-01 15:16:03 UTC  

I wouldnt say that the divine comedy is a doctinal authority

2018-06-01 15:16:25 UTC  

Just like i wouldnt say Brothers Karamazov is an Orthodox authority

iirc the original concept was that heaven and hell are the same they have infinite food but like hell the spoons are too long to eat the food with and heaven this is not a problem 🤔

2018-06-01 15:16:31 UTC  

Let’s start the church of despacito

or was that

some other

jfc i can't remember

2018-06-01 15:16:55 UTC  

So you’re saying that Satan is unoriginal

2018-06-01 15:17:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450438542485749782/452128463264940032/image.png

2018-06-01 15:17:15 UTC  

And just plagiarized of off god for his punishment

2018-06-01 15:17:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450438542485749782/452128550951190530/image.png

>having a nice discussion with the fascists
>conservative interrupts to call us both out.