Message from @GucciToiletSalesman
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Children of Liberty from sea to shining sea
@🦅 𝓔𝓪𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓔𝔂𝓮 🦅 If nobody wants Alaska I'll take it in the name of the fascist party
NOT SO FAST
I ALREADY CALLED DIBS
Frick
IN THE NAME OF LIBERTARIANS
I call dibs on Florida then
FAIR ENOUGH
Can I call more dibs?
Let's do one per party
So far
@🦅 𝓔𝓪𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓔𝔂𝓮 🦅 Libertarians want Alaska?
@libertarian - Claims Alaska
@fascist - Claims Florida
Got any more claims from other parties?
HELL YEA OIL FOREVER
I call dibs on Rhode island
Communists claim Alaska
BWAHAHAHAHA
Communists claim Florida
NYET!!
Communists claim Virginia
Communists claim California
Alaska is for the Libertarian bois
Communists claim Canada
Communists claim Nevada
Nooo
Not Las Vegas!
You son's of bitches
That is literally the essence of capitalism
Communist claim the world
I SHALL TAKE THE HOOVER DAM FROM CAESARS LEGION
Ok y'all let's be serious ok?
yes papi
Let's plan this out
So who wants what state for real
Libertarians get Alaska
Ok
Fascists take Florida
Communists? Labor?
Hold the fuck up