that's the thing about the old wars

yeah that'll be tough

let's think: what is a good mega-construction project other than a wall

a Bob Ross memorial

pyramids to entomb our generals

that's it

No pyramids

A memorial to the great Bob Ross

pyramids are alpha

We simply make our War Cemeteries better

or like an art memorial

We don't need a huge spectacle like a pyramid

and also those cost too much Tax-Payer dollars

we can use illegal immigrant labor

we can force them to work on big building projects

and make them do things by hand

that would otherwise be done by machine

No

100% American labor

We want to give good jobs to our people

how about a giant statue at the wall of a Mexican getting decapitated

Yes

and get this

Strike fear into the hearts of those who dare cross

Why though

the head can be used to execute enemies

We should be friendly to our neighbors, but not to those who break our laws

and crossing the border should be illegal without permission

58% of Mexicans think the southwest US belongs to them

Fuck Mexico

^

It did used to

we can ally with Spain to take them out

But Texas fought back

What I think we should do

we can't have such dangerous foes at our borders

Yeah, and we want to make it very clear

we gotta take them out

is we annex them after dealing with the cartels

enough is enough

One side is Mexico, and one side is America