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2018-06-07 08:15:09 UTC  

"I am a garden hose," moaned Terry.
As opposed to,
"I am a garden hose," said Terry.

2018-06-07 08:15:22 UTC  

Lmao

2018-06-07 08:15:36 UTC  

"Oh yes daddy, make me your garden hose" said Terry

2018-06-07 08:15:41 UTC  

Lmao

2018-06-07 08:15:44 UTC  

😏

2018-06-07 09:03:01 UTC  

just made a drink from cherries, and part of it had already sat for a day and its sour, to cause more hell, i've added sugar. pray to god that it'll spare my intestines

2018-06-07 09:05:27 UTC  

Lol

2018-06-07 09:06:00 UTC  

shit happens, i got 2 freaking trees full of cherries, and i felt motivated to pick cherries

2018-06-07 09:06:08 UTC  

and i ended up with 3kg of cherries

2018-06-07 09:06:18 UTC  

Why

2018-06-07 09:06:27 UTC  

Cherries aren't THAT good

2018-06-07 09:06:35 UTC  

idk, my parents asked me to pick cherries but they didn't expect me to pick so many cherries

2018-06-07 09:06:38 UTC  

got a half munted cherry tree at work

2018-06-07 09:07:01 UTC  

I have a uhh

2018-06-07 09:07:21 UTC  

Pecan tree at one of my dad's places

2018-06-07 09:08:07 UTC  

i remember last year putting fresh squeezed cherry juice in bottles, and i tightened the cap tightly, next morning i found the bottles being bloated af, each time i cracked a lid open it sounded like a gun explosion

2018-06-07 09:08:24 UTC  

i got 2 avocado trees, a lemon lime and a orange, hazelnut and a mango tree

2018-06-07 09:08:49 UTC  

I have an orange tree in my backyard that my brother planted

2018-06-07 09:08:50 UTC  

i got 2 walnut trees, 1 nut tree, 3 cherry trees, 2 peach trees, 1 pear tree and another nut tree

2018-06-07 09:09:15 UTC  

N U T

2018-06-07 09:09:39 UTC  

eh, its scientific name is juglas, i think its name is walnut

2018-06-07 09:09:47 UTC  

idk

2018-06-07 09:09:56 UTC  

Lots of N U T

2018-06-07 09:10:01 UTC  

has a pepper tree and a gaint walnut, both of which blew over in a sotrm

2018-06-07 09:10:46 UTC  

i see

2018-06-07 09:11:04 UTC  

over here its great to have walnuts, you can make good ass cake out of them

2018-06-07 09:12:20 UTC  

my gran has a tea tree, a type of Leptospermum i belive, not sure if u can make tea out of it not like i know how to make tea anyway

2018-06-07 09:13:03 UTC  

meh, i think you dry its leaves, stuff it in a bag that wont dissolve when dipped in water, and then you tie a string to it and dip it in hot water

2018-06-07 09:13:43 UTC  

i have a lemon myrtle which u can use a tea and isnt too bad

2018-06-07 09:13:56 UTC  

Teabag it

2018-06-07 09:13:58 UTC  

Xd

2018-06-07 09:13:59 UTC  

also known as a backhousia (probs butcherd that spelling)

2018-06-07 09:14:00 UTC  

LOL

2018-06-07 09:14:31 UTC  

lol

2018-06-07 09:14:48 UTC  

Only 2 more hours until PC everybody

2018-06-07 09:15:03 UTC  

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2018-06-07 09:15:12 UTC  

Getting bored and tired

2018-06-07 09:15:13 UTC  

wat

2018-06-07 09:15:19 UTC  

I'm gon a die

2018-06-07 09:15:40 UTC  

My parents only allow me on pc from 6AM to 10PM

2018-06-07 09:15:44 UTC  

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