i can bet she's single, 5'1 and overweight

shes about 150kg and around 5'9

ouff

thats weird

she said shes fat because food takes her "abuse" ofher mind

i thought the sheer gravity of her genetics around stomach would stop her from being any taller than 5'1

HAHAHAHA

btw tell her she just likes fucking eating like a hog

she eats in class

oh fucking hell...

like she will tell us to do some work, then open her drawer and start eating a fucking packet of ships

chips

fuck....

she can't last 2 hours without eating?

she cant last 5 minutes

LOL i can bet

she also drank a lot of coffee

you know those teachers that u can smell the cofee on them from a km away

listen, i dare you to search her desk for any food and take it from her when she's gone, and throw the food from a window, and watch as she hopelessly searches for her secret stash of food

i finished school 2 years ago

ouf

forgot, lol

btw i drink coffee, but i don't think almost every morning counts as alot

had coffee once, tasted like shit in a cup

which one? the cuck espresso, or the chad turkish coffee?

idfk

one of the work mates made it

i mean was it dilluted with milk or anything, or was it pure black coffee?

yeah it was diluted with milk

any sugar in it?

1 teaspoon

kk

in turkish coffee, you gotta put 3 small spoons of sugar when cooking it, then when serving it, put again 3 small spoons of sugar in it and with some milk

because otherwise it tastes like shit

hmm ok

Turks drink loads of tea

yeah but their ''turkish coffee'' got its name because ottomans used to cook large pots of water with coffee to attract enemies, because coffee + boiling water smells so fucking good

the British are the tea eaters

ye wan a cop of tea

GIMME D COP A TEE

with a side serving of crumpets