!yamama

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

!yamama

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

!yamama

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

!yamama

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

!yamama

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

!yamama

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

!yamama

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

!yamama

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

!roast

Shut The Fuck Up

!roast

Hey fam! King, you need to wait to use that command again!

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!roast

Dirty Slut

!yamama

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!