And Donald John Trump.

What’s the difference. * ba dum tiss*

Trump has never let me down.

*laugh track plays distantly*

I hope he continues this streak.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Trump has not let me down so far, but if he signs this and gives amnesty to DACA recipients I am done.

I'm hoping for a real Trump moment.

Christ

Well, I'm going to have to work for about another hour, hopefully he doesn't sign it into law

The headlines are now,

"He's expected to sign it"

More misdirection, please.

I think Mattis got to him...

Still not there.

@🎃Boo-ton🎃 That depends on which source you are looking at.

Maybe Rand Paul is talking to him?

As it stands, multiple sources are giving conflicting reports.

Maybe.

MATTIS THE WARMONGER GOT TO TRUMP

Why is he so late?

He's probably running through his mind

Pray.

Pray for his guidance.

Mattis is great. He would have all of his students learn about the history and philosophy of the various world civilizations

Mattis is the worst Trump pick,

warmonger,

pro-transgender,

pro-amnesty

Well fuck him.

Carson, Pence, and Gorsuch are *THE* best Trump picks.

Kelly is actually suprisingly good

Have you two prayed for Trump to not sign the bill?

supportive of hardline immigration agenda

🙏

Kelly?

John Kelly

Why is he taking so long?

~25 minutes late.

He has a history of hating being late.

This is strange.