No good Floridian leaves home without their pet gator and a backup emergency gator for when things go bad

And then they have a spare gator just for fun

*sigh*

one gator to protect the house

Button that city will be on fire when I come there

Gator fires

It’s like normal fire but with Gators

Yep

Drumpf fires

Because everything Blumpf touches crashes and burns

Dumpster fire? More like

Drumpfster fire

I will make california crash and burn

Um no sweetie

It’s already doing that in it’s own

California is America's future

The Australians were a few years ahead of you on that one

They haven't reported on my murder spree yet because I've been stealthily taking down the journalists

Even if you destroy us, we've already spread

Then America's future is me feeding the undesirables to my alligator

Texas will be California in 2024

We're like the Phoenix

You can’t tell me the Australians didn’t know exactly what they were doing when they sold us those trees

They knew at this exact moment they could shitpost about it

This is some 6000000D Underwater Rugby the Aussie’s are playing

@FLanon you can't stop the wave of brown hordes with one crocodile, blumpfkins

Who said there was just one?

isnt it illegal for a public school to force its opinions on kids?

It's a gator you urban retard

i guess that went out the window a long time ago

same thing

both big lizard creatures from rural retard swamps

Actually they aren’t

um no sweetie

They have differences

It’s like saying a turtle and a tortoise are the same thing

Just because they look similar

Listen up Button Mash

When you're in his gut you won't have the time to care if it's a gator or a croc

Recruit all of Florida’s gators for the upcoming race war

They will be our greatest weapon