You haven't been to space so

Yes, if

I have access to stuff currently in orbit

Such as

Cubesats

We have a radar comm

It's actually offline right now because the builders are retiling the roof

Uh huh

Is CERN what they say it is?

Yes

I'm in several CERN discords for shitposting with people from ATLAS, CMS and LHC-b

A particle collider?

Several experiments, actually

It's not just a series of accelerator stages

What’s with the Satan worshipping ceremony?

Everyone seems to ask this

None of us have any idea why they did it but it was supposed to be for the opening of a new tunnel

Artists

I don't think anyone actually paid attention to it

iirc

It's supposed to be about swiss folklore?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volker_Hesse

This guy wrote the script

All of his work is like this

Dang, I wish I can find the information I came across 4 months ago. Omg there was so much. Something about Deep Blue Dream. Creepy stuff.

Not a clue

People come up with some amazing rambles and theories and I'm sitting here like

"Don't eat the canteen food"

"Stay in the floor markings"

😔

Such is life honestly, you get your hopes up and the big reveal is just hype and confusion

Never meet your heroes

Seriously

Why

They're human just like you and fame can make people quite the eccentric asshole

O

That's true ig

I got a tweet for you

@The Gwench

Wow I wonder is this is satire

Shock horror