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Wouldn't it make more sense to call it an ice ring or an ice band

Imagine that

What on earth is going on

Is it censorship time

Is Mike being erased

Jeeze speak unglish you trog

>musicians and athletes

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You know similar polling has shown that children think Dr. Dre is an actual Doctor

Given the gaussian distribution of the IQ curve I can fully believe 1/3 of people are dim enough or have a sense of humour enough to answer incorrectly

You would, wouldn't you

The second a poll goes up online

Why is it always rappers?

I've convinced people of some stupid shit

There's an art to forming 'fake facts' that sound reasonable but aren't true

I always give the example of the weighted poker chip one

"Casinos in Las Vegas weight their poker chips for blind clients"

It sounds real

But

HOW WOULD THEY READ THE CARDS

Braille, perhaps?

But then you can create an entire situation where the false fact is seemingly true

Because why wouldn't it be true?

But it isn't

I keep doing this just to test people's ability to critically think

I did once convince a girl during my A levels that the moon seen during the day was actually planet X on a collision course

She called her mum crying

I thought it was hilarious but everyone else wasn't too impressed

I thought it was funny

This person also gets a tattoo for meaningful moments in their life, which apparently includes 'having a good day'

Oh yes

A fuck ton of shitty dodgy tats

Some of them are really pathetic

Same girl

I told her people act different when drunk because alcohol kills braincells

Imagine how that went down

Yes and then tried to convince other people to stop

No sadly still alive

She dropped out of an 100% coursework based uni thing about music because it was 'too hard'.

I'm not

This is a real person

They got a nosejob on the NHS by constantly trying to force a diagnosis of depression

They made her nose worse

It's actually horrible

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People don't become neonazis because they can form coherent arguments with an understanding of rhetoric

People don't usually do any extreme unless they're incapable of seeing the view of the alternatives

An inability to consider both sides makes for a biased and improper argument

I think there's three kinds of nazi that I've seen so far

/pol/tards, skinheads and alt-right incels

Incels are weird

I find them really depressing to talk to because often people don't have to be incels, they almost force themselves such that it isn't their fault

It's a pity label

It's like people who sit on tumblr calling themselves bigendered transmatic homodyne special underpowered frogtonics

Simple

It's a recipe

You get someone who's below average who has a few failures in life and then they convince themselves no matter what they do, they won't succeed again

This sort of negative feedback collapses them into a pit

Yeah, then the blame starts

I literally turn to people and say "If I can do it, why can't you"

How to go from a 3 to a 6:

Nice shirt, shave, nice aftershave

It's super easy to not be a fucking disgusting pile of wank

Lower your standards and heighten your appearance

Oh, yeah, the gay community will fuck a buttered bagel

Grindr is a wild ride

"HOW OLD"

Uhhh 18

"GOOD"

You have to butter your bagels or you get friction

I know a guy who went on tinder and spent the night with a girl who clearly was expecting sex and he chickened out and called her a taxi

Poor fella

Yeah less dating advice more terror

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytDTqRN0Gl8

A reminder to tape up your doors and windows

He is loose

There are no girls on the internet rrreeeee!!!!

Thanks now I am disgusted and interested

What can I mail, semen samples?

Can you do that?

You can ship a turd

I'll play mambo number 5 into a tupperware box so when you open it it plays again

Shipping rules are weird

You can't ship a harmful substance but you can ship two substances seperate that when mixed are very harmful

@Louis There's a shitshow going on in DFE.

24/7 is raiding.

I came here because it's a screaming fest.

There's not a lot going on there.

Don't give your pets chocolate

Don't give hedgehogs milk either even cat milk is bad

Water and cat food is ideal

There's a list of things you shouldn't give your pets

Have they died yet

There was that lady who said her dog was vegan

And when they tested it it went straight for the meat

Are you sure

Give them meat soup

God I want KFC gravy