you can also raid all of europe

go on crusade

get concubines

torture people with poetry

what about something like world of warcraft? granted if it was more of a reality/experince than a mmo

torture people by cutting bits of their body off

castrate people and send them off to china

totally would go into war thunder

RECLAIM THE HOLY LANDS

there aint nothing like flying

DEUS VULT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FdnA4SyYzE

DEUS VULT

also, you can set up anti popes

WE MUST GO ON CRUSADE TO RECLAIM THE HOLY LAND FROM THE INFIDEL!

marry your cousin for profit

CALL THE POPE

marry your sister for profit

oh snap we bringing in arcade games; then there's no way i wouldn't get a few rounds of double dragons in

make a horse the emperoer of the byzantine empire

OH GOLDEN AXE!!!!!

wait ultra beasts hands down

Dwarf Fortress

nah

nvm best of all SPORE!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're a masochist

lol spore

Yeah but you cant get a dog that shoots fire

Ark would be.... Interesting

imagine a version of spore with an infinte specturm of expression to the depths of a fully fleshed out divine expression of reality 😄

here is how i measure all games. if i say a common thing you do out loud will people look at you weirdly. If yes, it is a great game

@DrPeper What I learned is to never trust what we’re told especially when dealing with corporate greed and their pos lobbyists.

@DrPeper thats litterally the defintion of being edgy

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i am an edgy boi

Lol. Damned discord

do you listen to My Chemical Romance

"Can i seduce the pope if we are both homosexual" is a legitimate question

Yes

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wat