49 here, old fart

That’s a young retirement

I've been retired for awhile now

How did you swing that?

I've got a joke about it

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mind you, this is only a joke

you know how you have a car run over you

Oh my. Uhh. No

okay, if the car runs over you completely your tired

Lol

then the driver says did I hit something?

and backs up over you

that makes you retired

I knew it. Kinda funny actually

I'm a professional comedian, don't try this at home

you know why you want to be unhappily married?

So you can be happily divorced?

times flies when your having fun, if your happily married you will be dead before you know it

people forget this, get a divorce, and repeat the cycle

Or just dont get married

I like my answer better 😁

women like to get married

Yea and women take everything after divorce too

Whats your point

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did you hear my plan about tons of women?

my dad once told me about this math problem that a teacher once asked him

women only get half after divorce ;/

teacher asked my dad and my dad told me this, what is the most children a man can have?

?

my answer is 50 K

1 man can be with alot of women if he doesn't marry them and have 50 K kids

with alot of effort and science, peeps in lab coats helping

turkey bastor tech

Lol

the problem isn't in having the children, its in raising them

you need like a concert hall just for bdays

feeding them, clothing them

cannot do it unless your a billionaire

fortune having that many kids