Message from @The Gwench
Discord ID: 499087585986215946
anyone around?
Here
Getting stuff ready for work tomorrow
ah
You work Kevin?
nope, I'm retired
49 here, old fart
That’s a young retirement
I've been retired for awhile now
How did you swing that?
I've got a joke about it
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mind you, this is only a joke
you know how you have a car run over you
Oh my. Uhh. No
okay, if the car runs over you completely your tired
Lol
then the driver says did I hit something?
and backs up over you
that makes you retired
I'm a professional comedian, don't try this at home
you know why you want to be unhappily married?
So you can be happily divorced?
times flies when your having fun, if your happily married you will be dead before you know it
people forget this, get a divorce, and repeat the cycle
Or just dont get married
I like my answer better 😁
women like to get married
Yea and women take everything after divorce too
Whats your point
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did you hear my plan about tons of women?
my dad once told me about this math problem that a teacher once asked him
women only get half after divorce ;/
teacher asked my dad and my dad told me this, what is the most children a man can have?
?
my answer is 50 K
1 man can be with alot of women if he doesn't marry them and have 50 K kids
with alot of effort and science, peeps in lab coats helping
turkey bastor tech