Message from @PandaMedic (友好的熊猫)

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2020-04-28 05:48:30 UTC  

So he bagged that bitch up till oximetry was above 90 and just went enroute to hospital.

2020-04-28 05:48:31 UTC  

Keep systolic at or around 90 and you’re gtg

2020-04-28 05:48:50 UTC  

Yeah I know what it is

2020-04-28 05:48:59 UTC  

Fucking oof

2020-04-28 05:50:21 UTC  

You a paramedic?

2020-04-28 05:52:08 UTC  

Yes Sir

2020-04-28 05:52:21 UTC  

Unfortunately lol

2020-04-28 05:52:39 UTC  

I don’t have any certs at all

2020-04-28 05:52:45 UTC  

I just know stuff

2020-04-28 05:53:26 UTC  

🤷🏻‍♂️ive seen folks with all the certs in the world be absolute shit providers. Mindset is everythinng

2020-04-28 05:53:39 UTC  

True

2020-04-28 05:53:56 UTC  

Was with that paramedic and he was quizzing an EMT because he was about to get on with Acadian

2020-04-28 05:54:10 UTC  

I knew everything that EMT did and knew it faster

2020-04-28 05:54:41 UTC  

Quick convo with you and a look through the shit you’ve been posting, you’re already more competent than most medic students I’ve precepted lol

2020-04-28 05:56:06 UTC  

You learn a bit talking with a Green Beret Combat Medic lol

2020-04-28 05:56:09 UTC  

@PandaMedic (友好的熊猫) yes Zoomer knows his shit

2020-04-28 05:56:44 UTC  

Appears so. Even the boog needs medics

2020-04-28 05:56:48 UTC  

Certs or not

2020-04-28 05:57:01 UTC  

Boog needs medics more than it does a lot of things

2020-04-28 05:57:05 UTC  

Like seriously

2020-04-28 05:57:11 UTC  

Right

2020-04-28 05:57:16 UTC  

You know what would be badass?

2020-04-28 05:57:23 UTC  

Terminator

2020-04-28 05:57:29 UTC  

Having logistics setup to the point that EVAC is possible

2020-04-28 05:57:35 UTC  

And we have *surgeons*

2020-04-28 05:57:59 UTC  

My “group of friends” we shall call it has one

2020-04-28 05:58:15 UTC  

But instead we’re probably just gonna have to take a bottle of isopropyl, tweezers, and sutures and do the best we damn can

2020-04-28 05:58:15 UTC  

Nothing as cool as a blackhawk for evac though

2020-04-28 05:58:29 UTC  

I’m gonna get extremely basic surgical shit

2020-04-28 05:58:34 UTC  

Scalper and blades for it

2020-04-28 05:58:43 UTC  

Suturing forceps and all of that.

2020-04-28 05:58:51 UTC  

Scalpel*

2020-04-28 05:58:59 UTC  

Tweezers, sutures

2020-04-28 05:59:10 UTC  

Get some good stainless shit. Get sutures and just practice on chicken with skin attached

2020-04-28 05:59:32 UTC  

Yeah I’m gonna see what I can do.

2020-04-28 05:59:50 UTC  

I have a feeling I’m gonna have to wing it and the bois will help me “acquire” an ambulance.

2020-04-28 06:00:04 UTC  

Preferably dead. Ill admit my suturing skills arent beautiful, but i can close a wound decently enough. Hard thing to get good at though unless you do it often

2020-04-28 06:00:36 UTC  

I like the idea of that 3M shit you can use

2020-04-28 06:00:46 UTC  

I wanna try zip-stitch as well.

2020-04-28 06:01:10 UTC  

Honestly, id raid an ambulance shack and stuff all the shit into a chevy express or something. Those 3m sticky zip tie stitches?

2020-04-28 06:01:34 UTC  

That and the brush on skin or adhesive shit