Message from @Bambi

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2020-05-19 06:35:59 UTC  

and having some beer

2020-05-19 06:36:06 UTC  

i think i might take him up on that

2020-05-19 06:36:42 UTC  

I saw a guy lose his trailer it came off the bumper the hitch and all and it just go straight into the lake

2020-05-19 06:36:47 UTC  

LOL

2020-05-19 06:37:00 UTC  

How do you suck that bad at life

2020-05-19 06:37:09 UTC  

NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO MY $5000 TRAILER NOOOOOO

haha metal wheels go weeeeeeeee

2020-05-19 06:38:15 UTC  

To be fair I’ve also been on the other end where we were loading trays to take to the greenhouse to float and the trailer take the hitch and all and lose about a days worth of work but it was fun explaining that one

2020-05-19 06:38:27 UTC  

😂😂

2020-05-19 06:39:02 UTC  

my favorites are the people who have 20' pontoon boats and need us to launch them

2020-05-19 06:39:20 UTC  

bruh you could launch this with the jeep you brought up here but nah i'm charging you $30

2020-05-19 06:39:40 UTC  

some people are pretty awesome tho

2020-05-19 06:39:52 UTC  

boomers and retards aside, people tip super fucking well up here lmao

2020-05-19 06:40:04 UTC  

Not all are dicks

2020-05-19 06:40:14 UTC  

i got a $50 check in the mail as a tip, yesterday some guys stopped by and tipped my drivers $40 each, people bring big cases of fruit and water and shit up here

2020-05-19 06:40:43 UTC  

i've had people ask me if we need anything when they come down, to which i always answer produce and water

2020-05-19 06:40:43 UTC  

When I was 17 I had a guy give us a rack of beer he was leaving we were just goin and we were very pleased

2020-05-19 06:40:57 UTC  

i've been told they get more beer than they can drink delivered

2020-05-19 06:41:19 UTC  

this is my first season up here, i hope people bring low-carb beer otherwise i cant partake

2020-05-19 06:41:29 UTC  

Why’s that

2020-05-19 06:41:38 UTC  

keto

2020-05-19 06:41:48 UTC  

aaah

2020-05-19 06:41:53 UTC  

How’s that working for ya man?

2020-05-19 06:42:15 UTC  

pretty good. ran out of shit and had to cheat today but i'm going into town tomorrow. 23lbs lost so far, probably gained 1 today with my cheat so 22

2020-05-19 06:42:51 UTC  

How long you been on it for?

2020-05-19 06:43:11 UTC  

i've been doing it correctly for probably a hair over a month now

2020-05-19 06:43:35 UTC  

i was eating a lot of "0 net carb" bread for a while and just could not get my body to go into ketosis, come to find out it is not 0 net carb as advertised, it's more like 2

2020-05-19 06:43:59 UTC  

which doesnt sound like a lot, but when you have a limit of 20 it adds up super fast

2020-05-19 06:44:16 UTC  

last year i did a 1500 cal diet and dropped 30lbs, then did keto for 4 months and dropped 45lbs

2020-05-19 06:44:32 UTC  

Good shit man! Wow that’s actually great

2020-05-19 06:44:42 UTC  

then stopped keto and moved out here and put on 30 pounds, but now i'm almost down to the weight i moved here out

2020-05-19 06:44:55 UTC  

I’ve been maintaining for the past 6 months at 200, might wanna bulk after this

2020-05-19 06:45:01 UTC  

it's good progress but still not super close to my target weight

2020-05-19 06:46:14 UTC  

i started at 315, got to 245, am at 253 now from 275, the weight i'll go off keto and just do normal low-carb and exercise is probably going to be 180/190 pounds and then i'll do that until i'm 165ish, then i'm going to try to bulk up with muscle and hopefully, end at 185 or so

2020-05-19 06:46:40 UTC  

probably 2-3 years in total for all of that to happen

2020-05-19 06:46:46 UTC  

i'm hoping to be 200 by the end of the year

2020-05-19 06:47:02 UTC  

i've got 7 and a half months to do it, so that should be easy

2020-05-19 06:47:37 UTC  

and then i think as a permanent eating change i'm just going to do low-carb. we eat waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many carbs.

2020-05-19 06:47:55 UTC  

Just keep going and don’t freak out over small things, make sure it’s possible to keep doing this for the next 7 months

2020-05-19 06:47:58 UTC  

100-125 carbs a day as opposed to, IIRC, the typical american male eats like 300/day

2020-05-19 06:48:16 UTC  

oh it is, a good friend of mine from KC has been on keto for 6 years

2020-05-19 06:48:53 UTC  

he was almost 500lbs and is now in the low 300s, which he's 6'10 so