The moment they try to put you into a submission hold.

i mean i know to always carry an authentic japanese katana everywhere i go

but what if you're in a tussle

and you've unsheathed your black beauty

and she has fallen out of your reach

uh, its called a tanto

what then

a katana is too large

did you know katanas can cut 7 50cal bullets before breaking?

And they pull a rifle?

Like wow

PULL A RIFLE

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

where are you storing the rifle? MC hammers pants?

That went silly pretty quickly.

You faggots sound like such LARPers

The Chinese make sharpened carbon fiber stilletos now that are pretty much a lunch punctured. They go through muscle like a raw chicken breast.

@OJneg lol

@OJneg ill have you know i am trained

and know exactly what i am talking about

🍿

we went to the same dojo

^

i paid $29 a month for three fucking years man

you're not going to to sit there and tell me

you guys think you can save western civilization with a bunch of memes?

>paying

eventually, you have to fight

So that's why you bring a katana to a gun fight?

and you have to be able to defend yourself

Clearly Jewish brainwashing victims

Real deal private security guys not just fat ghettonthugs carry them now.

hahahaha what are you going to do when you're out of bullets?

you just have to pull a rifle

oh so now mma is jewish brainwashing

As you can walk through a real metal detector with them.

this is great

@Stürm lmao

And they looked like pens or those apple plastic things for prying open maca.

Macs

our dojomaster trained us to master the swan wing technique