@Stürm lmao

And they looked like pens or those apple plastic things for prying open maca.

Macs

our dojomaster trained us to master the swan wing technique

Martial arts are good to know but please understand escalation of force nigga

bullets mean nothing

Squats will save western civ. That's actually pretty true.

you cant just walk around with guns guys

be smart

Uh yes you can

and a knife is useless unless you are trained in CQB

Also most people are bad at stabbing people

They never just stab the thigh

I learned how to walk around with guns when I had to wear a cast on my whole leg

Oh sorry I thought that was sarcasm

Stab the thigh and you will die.

@Stürm I do. Everywhere.

hollywood has trained people to not fear guns

but when i walk into wal mart to get my strict diet of lentils and steel cut oats

it's like parting the red sea

when they gaze at my waist

and see the black beauty

^

Arent they just giving you room because you're brutally overweight

Your BBC?

You're a stout dude who lifts sacks of flour

ojneg you strike me as someone who has never fought before

the reality is that if you shoot someone on the street you get detained, and your weapons confiscated

yo I parted some red sea last night and stained the carpet

Oj would destroy lesbian MMA fighters

talking about wine

i highly doubt it

obviously

no i'm the apex warrior

when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead

i feast only on your mom's pussy

man

Hahaha your funny dood

so many betas in here

this is what it has come to

rip white people