like allah is displeased

same

well, not that

just that I have shit on me

like what if you got shit on your face

would you wipe it with toilet paper

and call it a day?

but the only other person that knows I am walking around smearing poop on my britches is God

...and maybe my gf if it's particularly bad

i got shit on my glasses one time

and kept smelling shit

and couldn't figure out where it was

also, I've found white people smell a certain way

yeah?

I think different ethnicities smell to each other

I suspect

may be diet related, dunno

it's not bad or anything

well, it can be

Curry powder

if they are manky

i noticed blacks smell like shit

very young

hahahaha funny story

the nigerians in islamabad tended to smell if they werent drowned in cologne

when i was young, i familiarized myself with my grandmother by smell

she used to lay around a lot and never showered

so you can imagine the smell being obtuse

but i didn't know better then

more acute

i remember going to church and smelling this old lady

I would think

than obtuse

smelled the same

fucking blew my mind

"twins?!"

what will be the first orthodox christian denomination to say

its okay to be a faggot

I can't decide between american episcopals and anglicans

probably the former

They should say it's OK to be an *attractive* lesbian couple. That we can all get behind