in a loft bed

he looks like spencer's dad if spencer's dad never went surfing

and thus was like 40 pounds overweight

@spaceplacenta i like your piano music

lisssthen here thipper gore

i love the way jello talks

he's so fucking self-righteous

WELL IF YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY JUST WAIT TIL IT HAPPENS TO YOU JACK

*applause*

I think piano is too limited

love me LOVE ME love me, i'm a pianist

yeah dude, it's like exclusively fucking black guys

I can appreciate others who are better than me, but the instrument doesn't appeal to me

http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2016729/rs_1024x759-160829152830-1024-alicia-keys-fresh-faced-no-makeup-082916.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0

but

you're the piano man

No

you cannot choose the piano

the piano chooses you

I'm an analyst :-)

HE SAID SON CAN YOU PLAY ME A MELODY

I'm going to minor in music so I can get down music notation

When I was in the air force

There was a guy talking

anyone else notice the sick irony of the piano man being the most prominent instrument is a fucking harmonica

Describing scenes

real good joke there billy joel meyer

And I played piano to each one

He was standing over the piano with his Japanese gf

what was that like?

I was drunk so I didn't care

That's probably why I'm good at session work

Working with other people's music

Being able to paint a scene for a mood

Fuck is this another oz blogs channel

Crooked noses denied

Good God

and my debut it sounds like a carnival
and yersinia sounds like a beer

Your debut?

Back away plebian