Message from @Death Strike's Bat

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2017-02-25 19:29:58 UTC  

in what capacity?

2017-02-25 19:30:08 UTC  

power is eternal

2017-02-25 19:30:13 UTC  

beaver dams can't be used to generate power ludvig

2017-02-25 19:30:21 UTC  

We use concrete for that

2017-02-25 19:30:26 UTC  

humanity is hardly in control of anything

2017-02-25 19:30:29 UTC  

hahahahahaha

2017-02-25 19:30:34 UTC  

BEAVER DAMS

2017-02-25 19:30:39 UTC  

sounds like a sexual act

2017-02-25 19:30:47 UTC  

involving untrimmed pubes

2017-02-25 19:30:58 UTC  

the world as will and beaver dam representation

2017-02-25 19:31:01 UTC  

and natural flossing

2017-02-25 19:31:21 UTC  

I feel great

2017-02-25 19:31:26 UTC  

i like cats

2017-02-25 19:31:29 UTC  

beavers are most noble and sacred of god's creatures

2017-02-25 19:31:31 UTC  

Me too

2017-02-25 19:31:43 UTC  

built structures on earth before apes ever picked up a stick

2017-02-25 19:31:47 UTC  

or a rock

2017-02-25 19:31:58 UTC  

to carve the flesh of carrion

2017-02-25 19:32:02 UTC  

for more kilocalories

2017-02-25 19:32:15 UTC  

@Hagel oh dude don't get me wrong there's totes things we can do about overpopulation but like, it's not worth talking about because you aren't thinking

2017-02-25 19:32:19 UTC  

beavers... are fucking elves

2017-02-25 19:32:46 UTC  

beaverdell

2017-02-25 19:33:02 UTC  

Ding an beaver

2017-02-25 19:33:32 UTC  

the last thing i'll let my day be ruined by is thinking of indian street shitters crowding on to a train on their way to work in a chemical plant

2017-02-25 19:33:33 UTC  

Buckees

2017-02-25 19:34:08 UTC  

Yeah

2017-02-25 19:34:32 UTC  

@vry_o until the train crashes and the sweet smell of rotting, putrid flesh engulfed by fire sends a sacred holocaust of curry smoke to the all-father.

2017-02-25 19:35:51 UTC  

you can't get bent out of shape about that

2017-02-25 19:36:04 UTC  

the most proactive thing you could do is stand in front of the train

2017-02-25 19:36:13 UTC  

and tell them all they should stop doing and being the way they are

2017-02-25 19:36:24 UTC  

and try to avoid getting raped

2017-02-25 19:36:35 UTC  

outside of that, it's bitching online

2017-02-25 19:36:41 UTC  

and in a more refined version, blogging

2017-02-25 19:36:42 UTC  

smash sitars

2017-02-25 19:37:07 UTC  

@༺པརབྱར།བསངཇ༻ like how the end of the Wolverine Blues video ends with Entombed smashing guitars as fuck it the song is terrible?

2017-02-25 19:37:13 UTC  

i get your frustration @Hagel

2017-02-25 19:37:14 UTC  

we all do

2017-02-25 19:37:16 UTC  

that's why we're here

2017-02-25 19:37:19 UTC  

haha

2017-02-25 19:37:21 UTC  

YES