@vry_o GOOD FOR MENTAL HEALTH AND FIGHTS COLDS!

@Deleted User 57835c2c I LIKE THAT BETTER

maximum nutrient efficiency

RECYCLING

OF THE PROSTATE

really what I described is "paleo," but crossfit retards ruined it

CROSSFIT SEEMS LIKE IT ATTRACTS A LOT OF FUCKING MORONS

actually original crossfit was awesome, but retards ruined that too in a saga with many parallels to the fall of metal

WHERE THE HELL DID IT COME FROM?

YES I BET

PARALLELS TO ALL COLLAPSE

1. GOOD THING ARRIVES

2. IDIOTS FLOCK TO IT LOOKING FOR MAGIC CURES

3. THEY DUMB IT DOWN AND REMOVE OFFENSIVE PARTS

4. IT'S JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE!

5. RUN ON TO SOMETHING NEW

TRENDS

NO CORE

NO MOSH

NO FUN

@profagonist https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2652467/

NO TRENDS

IF YOU ARE A FALSE

DONUT ENTRY

well originally it was reactionary, vanity pumping faggots in gyms vs vegan yogajoggers, crossfitters said "let's actually get fit and strong instead and do fun workouts" and then a big committee was formed and a corporation founded, and then the committees ruined it and made it gay

Hell Aarseth

http://www.amerika.org/lifestyle/the-wump-world-by-bill-peet/

YOU MUST READ

TO UNDERSTAND

THE CYCLE

OF THE PROLE

cum eating abound

then they opened the floodgates and made it so you could pay $1000 and take a weekend seminar and now you were a certified crossfit coach, and then everything got goofy and a lot of people got hurt

PALEO BUKKAKE

@Deleted User 57835c2c THE HERD RUINS EVERYTHING

yes

REAL EXERCISE IS GOING INTO WOODS, HIKING, FIGHTING BEARS

ALL WHILE SMOKING

smoking is retarded and will kill you

SMOKING IS AWESOME IF YOU DO IT CORRECTLY

I.E. A PIPE OR CIGAR