TOO MUCH BITCHASSNESS

NOT ENOUGH CHURCH ARSON

sampletext how much you bench

yeah

what's your net worth

lol

think i hit like 185 for 9 yesterday

to the ovens with you

ok, not bad

so a rough max of like 245

imperial units DUH

ok, I will accept that

*ticks the box*

hahaha

can I put you down for a box of protein bars or perhaps a month supply of creatine powder

NO

can i put you down for a month's supply of text samples?

I got you down for one round of supps brah

that'll be 49.95

can i use some pedophile's credit card for payment?

Yee

I heard a story of a guy who worked for a protein company owned by a jew and they would grind up cardboard and use it to pad out the protein

WELL THEN

I CHANGE MY MIND

like they would give way less protein than the label said

yea not surprised

brah I really appreciate your business

they dump dairy waste into the whey supplements

whey is dairy waste

and put holographic stickers on the tubs lmao

you'll receive your supps in 6 to 8 weeks

cant wait to get my brotein bro

fallot is right about how faggoty and evil the bodybuilding industry is

IT'S GOT EXTRA POWER IN THE CONTAINER

yea the supplement industry is a multi billion dollar a year industry for a reason

I love @Kalvin a lot

> marketing sugar

it's pretty obvious that the only way to get rich is to trick retards into buying your shit

or selling drugs

the only other way to get money is to blatantly be someone's slave, but that gets you paid pennies