Guess he was

No

Pretty good reviews, they have substance without being a bore

Yeah, substance, exactly

that's the SMR problem

no substance

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Gorguts/Colored_Sands/379853/bitterman/321549

you can google bitterman site:metal-archives.com and get all of them

I think the SMR's are justified considering the amount of enui involved in actually listening to the crap

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Pantera/Vulgar_Display_of_Power/230/bitterman/321549

Everything that ruined metal is documented in this one album. This album paints a picture of AC/DC shirt wearing pickup truck drivers heading to the meth house after swigging too much malt liquor while watching a marathon of Maury and Dog the Bounty Hunter. It's this single piece of drunken bafoonery that sapped all the creativity out of metal by showing people that they too can make money by playing groove based rock with faux-aggressive vocals and throwing pot leaf designs on t-shirts. It is the prototype for Korn.

So it's painful to the listener, the reviewer and the reader

may be a good idea just to avoid it then

I could never do an SMR personally

Perhaps this should go into <#279635339285626880>?

Defeats the purpose of proselytism

You can't put me in a box!

true true

that room is for spamming links anyway

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Rainwound/United/316358/bitterman

After a parody of the Star-Spangled Banner (with added notes and all) that is the intro, the album reveals it's true nature: patriotic (AMER-KUH!!) themed tire commercial jingles mixed with moments from a The Legend of Zelda soundtrack performed by a quaaludes addled Dan Swanö.

I'm just twisting your nipple fallot

but you agreed with bitterman

....good ol bitterman....

https://i.redditmedia.com/ozbHP-bqLdkPTFd6JZz7-LJ6-ORWhAMDNCjD1fmTeO0.jpg?w=1024&s=55ef6432fd8a3b780ba4f74efa8765a5

WaPo changed their headline so people wouldnt know theyre paying for immigrants' benefits

xdddd

https://imgur.com/a/fA6Sg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ-FUptkUNY

<3

LOOKING FOR ANYTHING BY "Masthema, the artist from Mexico involved in Hyborim, Sabbathan, and other primitivist atmospheric black metal and dark ambient projects" IN MP3 OR FLAC FORM

http://www.victoriana.com/history/irish-political-cartoons.html

@diversity_is_racism : http://www.mediafire.com/file/znkmi6vg8f4jxeq/Sabbathan+%28Mex%29.rar

and https://yadi.sk/d/FSg-y15heir4H

guess ya beat me to it huh

well I'll look around on soulseek

I'm quite curious myself

cause zak mentioned it

https://youtu.be/uxqjwqjEunI

he drums in this band

(misspelled above, it is hiborym)