You have to do it online

And it's not formatted well for smart phones

Also, when you walk in, there's a long bar right in front of you

With somewhat rowdy drunk/buzzed people (who appear like regulars who just go to drink there)

All of them were male too

Probably just there for the 🍺 and talking to the bartenders

getting raped would make it a 10/10

They also automatically start sending their newsletters to your email

The only way you can get your tickets is via an automated email they send

And then they turnaround and send you newsletters

That's a cheap marketing ploy

I'll wait until I have a few beers in before I respond to their email

lol

Did you really go to the Alamo?

man i dont see the point of hyping up wonderwoman

The actual Alamo?

No the movie

Theatre

No

Yes

Alamo Drafthouse

That's where Rooster Teeth goes to review movies

Is he a leftist?

Rooster Teeth is a group.

O

Are they leftists?

They don't do politics. Mostly videogames and animation.

But anyway, as a capeshit fan, I can tell you right now that WW is boring as a character.

Her entire basis is a giant feminist woman who, when tied up, loses her powers.

I don't know why a kike actress pretending to be a hairless, feminist she-giant is such a revolutionary act

If a female-only movie is the keystone to your movement you have a shitty movement.

I think I went to the cheapest Alamo Drafthouse

It's attached to a strip mall

That doesn't get much attention from their corporate office

You walk up a long flight of stairs, about three stories high

Damn.

We have four theatres in my town.

The feller I went with is out of shape and he was winded

Two cinemas (one is high quality, the other is a dinky 3 screen place) and two live play theatres.

Small town fun

It's shitty because we have nothing to do if you're not under 45 or retired.