Message from @Death Strike's Bat

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2017-07-27 04:20:20 UTC  

They left out the whole scouring of the shire and bungled the relationship between wormtongue and saruman a little bit too

2017-07-27 04:20:27 UTC  

He can't really leave the tower if he's not carried around

2017-07-27 04:20:30 UTC  

Yeah

2017-07-27 04:20:49 UTC  

and they left out Fatty Bolger and the house at Crickhollow completely

2017-07-27 04:20:50 UTC  

That was the whole point that they all come back with PTSD

2017-07-27 04:20:52 UTC  

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2017-07-27 04:21:08 UTC  

And all their friends back home are dead

2017-07-27 04:21:13 UTC  

yeah PTSD and home isn't home anymore

2017-07-27 04:21:14 UTC  

Like tolkein at the some.

2017-07-27 04:21:31 UTC  

Where tolkek went over the top like four times and lived

2017-07-27 04:21:46 UTC  

Until he got trench fever and became emaciated.

2017-07-27 04:22:08 UTC  

The shire is supposed to be in ruin

2017-07-27 04:22:16 UTC  

Like a WW 2 city or something

2017-07-27 04:22:23 UTC  

Or northern France after ww1

2017-07-27 04:22:49 UTC  

I never thought of that "PTSD home isn't home anymore" explanation for bilbo

2017-07-27 04:22:51 UTC  

makes sense

2017-07-27 04:22:53 UTC  

I can believe it

2017-07-27 04:23:04 UTC  

Bilbo is a junkies

2017-07-27 04:23:25 UTC  

The ring is supposed to affect you like heroin or morphine.

2017-07-27 04:23:31 UTC  

Where you crave it.

2017-07-27 04:24:05 UTC  

But they can't put Gandalf and Bilbo going full Junkie over it.

2017-07-27 04:24:11 UTC  

And galadriel

2017-07-27 04:24:16 UTC  

If you've ever watched the Ralph Bakshi version

2017-07-27 04:24:21 UTC  

that sounds like a fanfic in the making

2017-07-27 04:24:28 UTC  

Jackson lifted a bunch of scenes directly from that version

2017-07-27 04:24:34 UTC  

Bashki got more of it.

2017-07-27 04:24:35 UTC  

Yeah

2017-07-27 04:24:42 UTC  

Frodo: "I /could/ give you some ring... what are you gonna do for me?"

2017-07-27 04:24:52 UTC  

engage midgetsex

2017-07-27 04:25:00 UTC  

Dude you know excaliburnwas going to be lot?

2017-07-27 04:25:06 UTC  

With the Beatles?

2017-07-27 04:25:17 UTC  

And then became lotr and then Excalibur?

2017-07-27 04:25:44 UTC  

And he was going to have like the nazgul ride a rotting horse with no skin

2017-07-27 04:25:54 UTC  

As fell beasts

2017-07-27 04:26:07 UTC  

And Galadriel try to fuck Frodo

2017-07-27 04:26:07 UTC  

Yeah I think I knew the beatles were going to be in it

2017-07-27 04:26:09 UTC  

For the ring.

2017-07-27 04:26:46 UTC  

Also Gandalf smokes hashish.

2017-07-27 04:26:51 UTC  

I think the movie's special effects where galadriel turns green are the worst part

2017-07-27 04:26:52 UTC  

of the movies

2017-07-27 04:26:53 UTC  

He is a degen