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They left out the whole scouring of the shire and bungled the relationship between wormtongue and saruman a little bit too
He can't really leave the tower if he's not carried around
Yeah
and they left out Fatty Bolger and the house at Crickhollow completely
That was the whole point that they all come back with PTSD
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And all their friends back home are dead
yeah PTSD and home isn't home anymore
Like tolkein at the some.
Where tolkek went over the top like four times and lived
Until he got trench fever and became emaciated.
The shire is supposed to be in ruin
Like a WW 2 city or something
Or northern France after ww1
I never thought of that "PTSD home isn't home anymore" explanation for bilbo
makes sense
I can believe it
Bilbo is a junkies
The ring is supposed to affect you like heroin or morphine.
Where you crave it.
And galadriel
If you've ever watched the Ralph Bakshi version
that sounds like a fanfic in the making
Jackson lifted a bunch of scenes directly from that version
Bashki got more of it.
Yeah
Frodo: "I /could/ give you some ring... what are you gonna do for me?"
engage midgetsex
Dude you know excaliburnwas going to be lot?
With the Beatles?
And then became lotr and then Excalibur?
And he was going to have like the nazgul ride a rotting horse with no skin
As fell beasts
And Galadriel try to fuck Frodo
Yeah I think I knew the beatles were going to be in it
For the ring.
Also Gandalf smokes hashish.
I think the movie's special effects where galadriel turns green are the worst part
of the movies
He is a degen