Gollum is slowly becoming a nazgul
And Bilbo into gollum
The dwarf lords were too greedy and all died rather than live forever. They're supposed to be Jews.
And the rings cause the stereotype.
The elves took the rings off but are tempted to put them on constantly
Cirdan and Galadriel
Sauron is also a cripple as he's a fucking corpse.
They left out the whole scouring of the shire and bungled the relationship between wormtongue and saruman a little bit too
He can't really leave the tower if he's not carried around
Yeah
and they left out Fatty Bolger and the house at Crickhollow completely
That was the whole point that they all come back with PTSD
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And all their friends back home are dead
yeah PTSD and home isn't home anymore
Like tolkein at the some.
Where tolkek went over the top like four times and lived
Until he got trench fever and became emaciated.
The shire is supposed to be in ruin
Like a WW 2 city or something
Or northern France after ww1
I never thought of that "PTSD home isn't home anymore" explanation for bilbo
makes sense
I can believe it
Bilbo is a junkies
The ring is supposed to affect you like heroin or morphine.
Where you crave it.
But they can't put Gandalf and Bilbo going full Junkie over it.
And galadriel
If you've ever watched the Ralph Bakshi version
that sounds like a fanfic in the making
Jackson lifted a bunch of scenes directly from that version
Bashki got more of it.
Frodo: "I /could/ give you some ring... what are you gonna do for me?"
engage midgetsex
Dude you know excaliburnwas going to be lot?
With the Beatles?
And then became lotr and then Excalibur?
And he was going to have like the nazgul ride a rotting horse with no skin
As fell beasts
