no, you are worse than me

Why I just have a wicked metabolism

those things are okay for human pollution

I cannot eat them, but it's only natural that you do

@Deleted User 57835c2c

Why is my metabolism better than yours?

Are my genetics just superior?

uh... no

you're not getting how this works but that's ok

how old are you

it's gonna boomerang

I'm about 45

well

🍔

The master of all cuisines

@Deleted User 57835c2c

deep fried twinkies are just more disgusting than other disgusting foods

I heard anal sex is good for the colon

is that true?

i'm eating some shitty ice cream right now

but it isn't deep fried

it's good if you do it

but not me

UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A MAN IS A GREAT SOURCE OF VITAMIN D

THE ANUS IS AN AMAZING VECTOR FOR IT AS IT READILY ABSORBS SEMEN

I don't do it

it's not good /for/ you, but it's good that you do it

but I'm considering starting

but not if I do it

only if its healthy

just give yourself a little prostate massage

no need to `deep fry' the behavior by going to a dick

wait

so no having anal sex with deep fried twinkies?

I strongly suggest you try buttdick

is it any better than dickbutt?

either way. whatever you choose

a true man gets all the anal stimulation he needs in the morning

there's nothing wrong with pushing and pulling on a big shit

@Mother still no reply

I'll be up for a bit but try other channels