Message from @murder

Discord ID: 349705377111343111


2017-08-22 23:59:44 UTC  

no

2017-08-22 23:59:45 UTC  

both of those are okay for you, but not for me

2017-08-22 23:59:52 UTC  

they're both toilet food

2017-08-22 23:59:55 UTC  

So I'm just better than you?

2017-08-22 23:59:59 UTC  

you fat degenerate

2017-08-23 00:00:04 UTC  

I'm not fat

2017-08-23 00:00:06 UTC  
2017-08-23 00:00:17 UTC  

then don't behave fat

2017-08-23 00:00:26 UTC  

no, you are worse than me

2017-08-23 00:00:31 UTC  

Why I just have a wicked metabolism

2017-08-23 00:00:33 UTC  

those things are okay for human pollution

2017-08-23 00:00:46 UTC  

I cannot eat them, but it's only natural that you do

2017-08-23 00:00:53 UTC  
2017-08-23 00:01:46 UTC  

Why is my metabolism better than yours?

2017-08-23 00:02:00 UTC  

Are my genetics just superior?

2017-08-23 00:02:40 UTC  

uh... no

2017-08-23 00:02:48 UTC  

you're not getting how this works but that's ok

2017-08-23 00:03:17 UTC  

how old are you

2017-08-23 00:03:21 UTC  

it's gonna boomerang

2017-08-23 00:03:45 UTC  

I'm about 45

2017-08-23 00:04:19 UTC  

well

2017-08-23 00:05:01 UTC  

🍔

2017-08-23 00:05:15 UTC  

The master of all cuisines

2017-08-23 00:05:44 UTC  
2017-08-23 00:05:47 UTC  

deep fried twinkies are just more disgusting than other disgusting foods

2017-08-23 00:05:59 UTC  

I heard anal sex is good for the colon

2017-08-23 00:06:02 UTC  

is that true?

2017-08-23 00:06:02 UTC  

i'm eating some shitty ice cream right now

2017-08-23 00:06:06 UTC  

but it isn't deep fried

2017-08-23 00:06:13 UTC  

it's good if you do it

2017-08-23 00:06:14 UTC  

but not me

2017-08-23 00:06:41 UTC  

UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A MAN IS A GREAT SOURCE OF VITAMIN D

2017-08-23 00:06:55 UTC  

THE ANUS IS AN AMAZING VECTOR FOR IT AS IT READILY ABSORBS SEMEN

2017-08-23 00:06:56 UTC  

I don't do it

2017-08-23 00:06:58 UTC  

it's not good /for/ you, but it's good that you do it

2017-08-23 00:07:00 UTC  

but I'm considering starting

2017-08-23 00:07:02 UTC  

but not if I do it

2017-08-23 00:07:07 UTC  

only if its healthy

2017-08-23 00:07:34 UTC  

just give yourself a little prostate massage

2017-08-23 00:07:44 UTC  

no need to `deep fry' the behavior by going to a dick

2017-08-23 00:09:52 UTC  

wait