Now I wanna work out

I want to punch

I should walk outside and punch my neighbor in the face. Hes washing his car.

Lmao

Punch yourself so it looks mutual

Ill go out there in my underwear because ita damn hot out

Just walk over there whilst punching my own face

Psych him out

Imagine him telling that to the cops

That is my favorite part of Fight Club. When they pick a fight and lose.

Helps everyone in the end.

Yeah I wish that scene was longer

The priest is the best

The one was one of the few things the book does better in this case

Lol yeah

"Sorry!"

Hahahaha

Then t's off on him again

Hoses down the book hahaha

I should read that book

It's not as good as the movie but worth a read

Pretty short

Everytime my house is cluttered with stuff that quote rings through my head. "The things you own, end up owning you"

Funny ffight club dovetails with ted kaczynski

lmao

ok so there's kind of a handyman guy living here, I had him look my hinge over. I flattered him and told him "Uwau~! You sure seem to know a lot about this stuff, waitto man! :O" and he spilled info like crazy and offered to help assess other products

I'm such a colossal kike and it gets worse every year

What with them being anarcho primtivists

Your hinge?

yeah my product

I'm about to sell thousands and thousands of these suckers

Show

I thought you were planning on selling supplements for faggy degenerating vegans?

I am, but first I need to get experience selling stuff to spergs

prozak you know tobacco is still retarded and gives you cancer, even though spergs ban it, right?

Fuck cancer

I havent shhmoked in a little while now

Pipe tobacco and cigars are fine as wine my friend

wine is bad for you

> fuck cancer!
that's what this guy said
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3aaF-7wlE2M/hqdefault.jpg

Yeah he should have fought in the colosseum