I wanna get a bench press myself but have no idea where to put it

I went apeshit on the bench press back in the day... took a long time to shred those man boobs down

I just do pushups now

And deadlifts and squats

And wear heavy backpacks

Same but with pull ups for me atm

Bench press is fun though

Yeah i should do more of those

Everytime im at a playground i do them

Not often

Now I wanna work out

I want to punch

I should walk outside and punch my neighbor in the face. Hes washing his car.

Lmao

Punch yourself so it looks mutual

Ill go out there in my underwear because ita damn hot out

Just walk over there whilst punching my own face

Psych him out

Imagine him telling that to the cops

That is my favorite part of Fight Club. When they pick a fight and lose.

Helps everyone in the end.

Yeah I wish that scene was longer

The priest is the best

The one was one of the few things the book does better in this case

Lol yeah

"Sorry!"

Hahahaha

Then t's off on him again

Hoses down the book hahaha

I should read that book

It's not as good as the movie but worth a read

Pretty short

Everytime my house is cluttered with stuff that quote rings through my head. "The things you own, end up owning you"

Funny ffight club dovetails with ted kaczynski

lmao

ok so there's kind of a handyman guy living here, I had him look my hinge over. I flattered him and told him "Uwau~! You sure seem to know a lot about this stuff, waitto man! :O" and he spilled info like crazy and offered to help assess other products

I'm such a colossal kike and it gets worse every year

What with them being anarcho primtivists

Your hinge?

yeah my product

I'm about to sell thousands and thousands of these suckers