can't even chris chan cook?

Grilling is more manly but even then how many dudes can throw together a burger?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_health

Yeah i found out my buddy can't cook

he is literally CWC tier

except chris chan shows mixed evidence he can do it

This guy seems fucked

your bud?

No this chris shit

and at least he can semi cook

https://theestablishment.co/how-south-park-helped-empower-the-alt-right-a65abcc88c9b

Yeah it is offensive

Leftist meltdown continues

I wonder how many suburban people would die without their mother's cooking and a McDonalds on the corner

The other day i found a pack of bacon without any shit nitrite preservatives, i was pleased.

Wait is this satire

I've been rused

Wait no it isn't

I don't even know

Didn't read it

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I hate bacon

normal people love bacon so I assume there is something wrong with it

however they hate gore or meat with bones in it so those have potential at least

oh I forgot - hearts

I used to eat a lot of hearts

Strange thought.

Chicken hearts are good

How do you cook them

Butter salt n pepp

?

I never figured out the exact best way

Garlic?

Garlic and onion

Should tame down the iron taste

really they seem like they can be tough as shoe leather 50% of the time, so I would slow roast or crockpot

Do you soak in milk

Beforehand

not really. is that to tenderize or soak out iron flavor

Fuck i dunno