That is a great technique if you got yourself in way over your head i suppose.

He'll run off like a beta cuck

i call this move the GG ALLIN 💩 🖐

Shit doesnt effect the chad

Or the Indian

Indian Handshake

Was just about to say that

😃

He might try to shake it

Instead of the hand spit->shake?

lol

The Indian secret handshake

seriously though , choke holds are great

olympic grip + neck lock renders the opponents blows weaker and weaker as they tire themselves out

noogie them to death

you could start the fight with death noogie

mess the dudes hair up

maybe throw a slap in there

but then it's on buddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3E7UkIzt4

this is how ya begin a good scrap

@Nester did you wrestle your friends when you were younger

Yeah, @Parasite

were you the strongest

No.

did you ever beat the strongest

It wasn't something we did regularly so as to make it clear who was the strongest.

But yeah.

no fucking dominance hierarchy?

No fighter hierarchy

But other kinds of hierarchies

bummer

you're too civilized

nester doesn't cause problems

he doesn't need to know how to fight the way I need to know how to fight

Nester I got a religious question for you

Shoot

to the nearest hundred pages, roughly how long is the koran

600 hundred I think

okay

It's not as long as the bible