Message from @devolved

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2017-09-13 19:14:16 UTC  

jeb is /ourguy/

2017-09-13 19:14:33 UTC  

that guy is one big doofus

2017-09-13 19:15:16 UTC  

but he makes a great guacamole 😦

2017-09-13 19:15:47 UTC  

Ok so, if I become Mormon how long does it take for me to have at least 3 wives?

2017-09-13 19:16:57 UTC  

just find a mormon daddy with three decent looking daughters

2017-09-13 19:17:04 UTC  

and take them in under your wing

2017-09-13 19:17:10 UTC  

as long you can support them

2017-09-13 19:17:32 UTC  

the slowly corrupt them and show them the Asatru

2017-09-13 19:17:43 UTC  

🤔 🤔 🤔

2017-09-13 19:17:45 UTC  

then have them LARP in Valkyrie costumes

2017-09-13 19:17:49 UTC  

Yes.

2017-09-13 19:18:18 UTC  

Parasite, you genius!

2017-09-13 19:18:32 UTC  

Im telling you, i think we could be on to something

2017-09-13 19:18:41 UTC  

@fallot , what do you do besides whining and gossip?

2017-09-13 19:18:45 UTC  

Mormons are so dumb, youd be doing them a favor

2017-09-13 19:19:01 UTC  

posts stuff about homosexuality @Hagel

2017-09-13 19:19:12 UTC  

That is whining and gossip

2017-09-13 19:19:18 UTC  

okay nvm then

2017-09-13 19:19:34 UTC  

What do you do that isn't petty?

2017-09-13 19:19:36 UTC  

You think you could handle three wives? @Odalman

2017-09-13 19:20:04 UTC  

what did fallot do that was petty

2017-09-13 19:20:14 UTC  

I guess if they were subservient you might have a chance

2017-09-13 19:21:51 UTC  

I don't know if I would actually want three wives.

2017-09-13 19:22:07 UTC  

Women are certainly attractive however I find most of them annoying.

2017-09-13 19:22:34 UTC  

blue eyed hyperborean

2017-09-13 19:25:24 UTC  

Among those 13 girls were two 12-year-olds and a 13-year-old “sealed” in marriages to Jeffs in 2004. At the time, Jeffs was 49 and a fugitive.

2017-09-13 19:26:38 UTC  

Yeah Mormonism aint the way folks

2017-09-13 19:26:47 UTC  

these are FLDS

2017-09-13 19:26:50 UTC  

breakway sect

2017-09-13 19:26:58 UTC  

oh please..

2017-09-13 19:29:52 UTC  

Bel will cleanse all these fools

2017-09-13 19:32:45 UTC  

belobog?

2017-09-13 19:41:31 UTC  

My favorite lootin' picture is the one where a couple of mawfuckas took dem some fruit loops and Nesquik

2017-09-13 19:47:56 UTC  

dem der fruit loops n shieet

2017-09-13 19:49:46 UTC  

I think I'm going to become a Black Israelite.

2017-09-13 19:50:02 UTC  

I wonder what their conversion process looks like.

2017-09-13 19:59:02 UTC  

I could handle 3 wives if they were raised properly

2017-09-13 19:59:26 UTC  

I also want to find 3 unicorns but that seems unlikely