Message from @Parasite
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I think 99% of charity is literally identical to armed robbery
I'll explain after your story
I was outside this bar downtown for my sister n laws band and i was hanging out with the smokers.
This bum was loitering with a sign that said " smile if you masterbate". He kept getting closer and asking people for handouts. I finally turned around and said WTF is that sign? Smile if you masterbate? Listen grt the fuck out of here you fucking bum. He replies " why do you hate me?" And this dumb bitch stood between us and asked me if knew anything about being homeless
did you hit her?
Oh man it was great, watching people stick up for scum
No i called her a scandy hoe
it took me way too long in life to realize my ability to fly into reckless aggression was a feature, not a bug
And then my wife's cousin said i should watch my mouth because guys she knows would have knocked me out for talking to people like that
oooooh shit man
Hahahah
Yeah such a laugh
my go-to line is "FUCK YOU I WILL FUCKING FIGHT EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"
Yeah ill just take my pants off and berserk
lmao yes
punches flying, bare penis flapping in the breeze
Flacid cock ass kicking
Stoic
there's berserk and then pantsless berserk
Flacid
so you've been in a bunch of fights, is it just me or do bystanders literally only go all power ranger when it's to defend the wrong person?
I told said cousin's friend off once too who is a mouth piece of a whore. Has 3 kids with different dads
All black and indian
carjack got in a fight with a bike thief and the faggot crowd mobbed up to defend the thief
And took pride in being able to speak punjab
Depends
I have seen that so many fucking times
There is always a hero
bad guy beats good guy, crowd does shit
good guy is winning, crowd steps in to save the bad guy
"NO BRO BE THE BIGGER PERSON"
how can this society possibly do any more to incentivize being a bad person than it already does?
Hahahah yeah depending on who your with those guys will get beat up
I cannot for the life of me find friends who are smart enough to talk to yet scrappy enough to back me up at the same time
Yeah ive been thrown in headlocks and chucked to the ground for winning a fight
The mob man.
what the fuck
that makes me rage with the fire of a thousand suns
Im in the same boat as you
I always end up getting suckered
Either a woman or some hero
I noticed a lot of good fighters beat the other guy then instantly start mad dogging the crowd too