Message from @Parasite

Discord ID: 375125884052439041


2017-11-01 03:30:12 UTC  

because to them privilege is a slur, meaning "target for taking shit from"

2017-11-01 03:30:17 UTC  

and that's when I get all molon labe

2017-11-01 03:30:18 UTC  

Shoulda seen the robot lady recite this nonsense

2017-11-01 03:30:45 UTC  

Yeah she twisted his words

2017-11-01 03:30:53 UTC  

"It's my money and you can't have any, come try to take it I dare you, I'll fucking stab you if you try"

2017-11-01 03:31:14 UTC  

Yeah well i say that kind of shit to bums

2017-11-01 03:31:22 UTC  

exactly

2017-11-01 03:31:23 UTC  

Oh

2017-11-01 03:31:24 UTC  

Man

2017-11-01 03:31:29 UTC  

I got a story for you

2017-11-01 03:31:38 UTC  

see I think these people are literal robbers

2017-11-01 03:31:43 UTC  

Vancouver bum story

2017-11-01 03:31:47 UTC  

Short.

2017-11-01 03:31:54 UTC  

I think 99% of charity is literally identical to armed robbery

2017-11-01 03:31:58 UTC  

I'll explain after your story

2017-11-01 03:35:00 UTC  

I was outside this bar downtown for my sister n laws band and i was hanging out with the smokers.

This bum was loitering with a sign that said " smile if you masterbate". He kept getting closer and asking people for handouts. I finally turned around and said WTF is that sign? Smile if you masterbate? Listen grt the fuck out of here you fucking bum. He replies " why do you hate me?" And this dumb bitch stood between us and asked me if knew anything about being homeless

2017-11-01 03:35:27 UTC  

did you hit her?

2017-11-01 03:35:32 UTC  

Oh man it was great, watching people stick up for scum

2017-11-01 03:35:38 UTC  

No i called her a scandy hoe

2017-11-01 03:36:05 UTC  

it took me way too long in life to realize my ability to fly into reckless aggression was a feature, not a bug

2017-11-01 03:36:20 UTC  

And then my wife's cousin said i should watch my mouth because guys she knows would have knocked me out for talking to people like that

2017-11-01 03:36:31 UTC  

oooooh shit man

2017-11-01 03:36:34 UTC  

Hahahah

2017-11-01 03:36:40 UTC  

Yeah such a laugh

2017-11-01 03:36:41 UTC  

my go-to line is "FUCK YOU I WILL FUCKING FIGHT EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"

2017-11-01 03:37:07 UTC  

Yeah ill just take my pants off and berserk

2017-11-01 03:37:11 UTC  

lmao yes

2017-11-01 03:37:22 UTC  

punches flying, bare penis flapping in the breeze

2017-11-01 03:37:38 UTC  

Flacid cock ass kicking

2017-11-01 03:37:43 UTC  

Stoic

2017-11-01 03:37:45 UTC  

there's berserk and then pantsless berserk

2017-11-01 03:37:46 UTC  

Flacid

2017-11-01 03:38:29 UTC  

so you've been in a bunch of fights, is it just me or do bystanders literally only go all power ranger when it's to defend the wrong person?

2017-11-01 03:38:31 UTC  

I told said cousin's friend off once too who is a mouth piece of a whore. Has 3 kids with different dads

2017-11-01 03:38:41 UTC  

All black and indian

2017-11-01 03:38:43 UTC  

carjack got in a fight with a bike thief and the faggot crowd mobbed up to defend the thief

2017-11-01 03:38:51 UTC  

And took pride in being able to speak punjab

2017-11-01 03:39:06 UTC  

Depends

2017-11-01 03:39:15 UTC  

I have seen that so many fucking times

2017-11-01 03:39:17 UTC  

There is always a hero

2017-11-01 03:39:23 UTC  

bad guy beats good guy, crowd does shit