I use cologne

Like a woman.

Using cologne is entirely acceptable

assumption: I will be trolled by calling me effeminate

I listen to enya

and watch moe anime

You can also kill people in hand to hand combat though

Women go laser their face, if they have a stache

Or laser their hairy ass

assumption: I must diligently avoid doing anything women ever do, otherwise how will you know I'm a man?

I could see a guy in your position thinking that way, but for me it makes no sense

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/117136/thumbs/r-PAT-TILLMAN-large570.jpg this guy does not need a beard, and even if he wore friggin' eyeliner you'd never confuse him for a woman

You don't avoud anything women do, you avoid doing womenly things

So you don't become a woman

to me, it's actually a luxury to be able to get away with doing some classically feminine things as a show of how hypermasculine I naturally am

I already know nobody would ever confuse me for a chick so I am not at all paranoid of it

I should just casually wear mascara some time, nobody would say jack shit to me

Also, this guy has a strong beard

That he's shaved.

And he looks more masculine for it

i had laser hair removal

on my face

He'd look less masculine with a laser'd face

yeah? how'd it go?

Are you a woman, @Remember ?

great i got it 2 years ago 8 sessions dont grow anymore

no just a faggot

but not a faggot faggot

a twink

What parts did you laser?

all of my face and neck

bc im an ape

Why?

my beard comes in looking like crap, mongolian beardism. I really should just get it removed

aesthetic reasons

and i dont like shaving

You're gay, @Kenny Naicuslik

I would not be missing anything

Sorry

Get a tattoo too

There's no change you'll regret it if you think it's a good idea now