Message from @SaintBizzle

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2017-11-26 05:14:12 UTC  

Im getting better looking with age so in a couple of years i might be 7.5

2017-11-26 05:14:49 UTC  

If i can find an 8 to bang, i might be looking at 7.75

2017-11-26 05:15:22 UTC  

why would finding an 8 to bang make you more good looking?

2017-11-26 05:37:34 UTC  

that's how it works

2017-11-26 05:49:25 UTC  

No no guys if you try to play ball outside of your league it's nothin' but drama and heartache and confusion. Even if you run some good neurolinguistic programming mind control game on her, she's going to know unconsciously that she needs to keep looking for someone else. Mister 7.5 get you a nice 6.5er who isn't a retard and knows how to act around others. Seriously that's just your dick tellin' you to go for that 8, and that's 'cause your dick is a dumbass, he seriously thinks you're impregnating a girl every time you hold her hand, he's a moron, knows absolutely nothing about what you really want out of life. Believe me I've lived with my dick for almost 40 years now, worst roommate ever, but we kind of understand each other by now.

2017-11-26 06:08:59 UTC  

if you impregnate her you win

2017-11-26 06:14:47 UTC  

That's the original Dindu version of the game, white people play with all the child-rearing DLC.

2017-11-26 06:15:00 UTC  

And that's the way it should be.

2017-11-26 06:16:01 UTC  

ancient negro wisdom

2017-11-26 06:16:08 UTC  

white people are gay

2017-11-26 06:16:17 UTC  

"if you impregnate her you win" seriously that's the sort of thing your dick whispers in your ear. Think of him as the infantry in the dugout (or trying to get into the dugout). You're tactical command, you have to plan the op and make changes based on incoming intel.

2017-11-26 06:16:43 UTC  
2017-11-26 06:17:02 UTC  

if you're not impregnating every teenage girl within sight you're gay

2017-11-26 06:17:06 UTC  

get on my level pleb

2017-11-26 06:17:13 UTC  

lol

2017-11-26 06:18:28 UTC  

I used to live deep in Dindu territory. I had two roommates. All white, all straight. I made the mistake of hanging out with my neighbors... guys, you wouldn't believe the level of gossip surrounding us being gay. They even saw us with girls but it was like, we didn't have a different girl every weekend soooo... gay, right?

2017-11-26 06:18:39 UTC  

yeah

2017-11-26 06:18:42 UTC  

they were correct

2017-11-26 06:18:50 UTC  

my point is proven

2017-11-26 06:19:15 UTC  

lol

2017-11-26 06:19:32 UTC  

@devolved don't make me slap the dick out of my own mouth and come over there.

2017-11-26 06:19:47 UTC  

<:thinknig:368620075588255744>

2017-11-26 06:19:57 UTC  

i'm watching the netflix punisher series

2017-11-26 06:20:00 UTC  

it's pretty gay too

2017-11-26 06:20:12 UTC  

too many jews and englishmen involved i guess

2017-11-26 06:20:39 UTC  

I'm enjoying it but Marvel is so goddamn SJW these days it's ridiculous.

2017-11-26 06:21:10 UTC  

the three foremost characters are two jews, a persian and a black guy

2017-11-26 06:21:11 UTC  

DC too I guess, at the beginning of Justice League they were trying to show the horror of a world without Superman... the way they showed it was an evil white guy screaming at a scared little Muslim woman.

2017-11-26 06:21:30 UTC  

i mean four

2017-11-26 06:21:38 UTC  

yeah it's a bummer

2017-11-26 06:21:50 UTC  

because the punisher could be an awesome right wing character

2017-11-26 06:22:04 UTC  

the means of media production are just too thoroughly pozzed

2017-11-26 06:22:06 UTC  

But I get excited sometimes thinking about what it will be like in the future when we own our own media and our own entertainment industries.

2017-11-26 06:22:18 UTC  

did you see dredd

2017-11-26 06:22:27 UTC  

Yeah but it's been a while - hard to remember.

2017-11-26 06:22:35 UTC  

I enjoyed it a lot

2017-11-26 06:22:42 UTC  

same

2017-11-26 06:22:49 UTC  

should have gotten that director to make the punisher

2017-11-26 06:23:30 UTC  

I hope someday we own Israel's entertainment industry, and we can churn out movies and tv shows about how borders are evil and being gay is the coolest thing, oh and also aren't Dindu's great?

2017-11-26 06:23:41 UTC  

Just churn it out for them. Karma.

2017-11-26 06:24:10 UTC  

only on episode three, haven't noticed any blatant SJWism