now we've opened a can of worms, everyone in chat is gonna do this now

I LOVE A GOOD CAN OF WORMS

WITH FAVA BEANS

Do you have to have special privileges to do text to voice?

AND A CHIANTI

@Reuniclus YES, IT SEEMS

AT LEAST, THAT IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

EUGENICS NOW!

IT WOULD BE BETTER IF IT JUST SHOUTED IT RANDOMLY

IN A LEMMY VOICE

<:pipe:345400671123800064> WHAT IS EVERYONE SMOKING?

I don't smoke

I MAY REGRET THIS QUESTION WHEN THE ANSWER IS, "THE WHITE ROCK" CONSISTENTLY

but if I had class maybe I would

OH. WELL. THAT'S LEGIT. CHEAPER AND EASIER.

CLASS = HONOR

UNLESS YOU MEANT MATH CLASS

IN WHICH CASE

YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN CLASS.

BUT IT'S GOOD FOR HOMEWORK

like classiness

SOMEDAY, WHEN I HAVE CLASSINESS, I AM GOING TO DRESS TRAD

GOOD SUITS AND SHOES

TIES

MAYBE EVEN CUFFLINKS

AND A SHOULDER HOLSTER OF COURSE

yes, exactly

SWEATER VESTS

i can't simply smoke a pipe, unless I had accessories

NOT JUST BODY ARMY AND A FEDORA LIKE NOW

TOTALLY AGREED

NEED A SMOKING JACKET

https://youtu.be/TcNtdHOPfMM

need a home office, and a plant and a well varnished desk and a book shelf

and a nice front yard and a place for tea parties

I LIKE A GOOD TEA

HAVE EVERYONE OVER FOR WARM MILKY TEA

AND CAKES

THEN BREAK OUT THE BRANDY

I'm so classless I don't even drink tea either. I've got a lot of work to do

but a well ordered society is about that, not the self, and these sorts of things make a great society I dare say