sometimes the lessons aren't so nice

so i'm not sure why them being nice would even relate to being true

The lessons are always nice among these metaphorical christians

Which is an apt name, as they are only metaphorically christians

How do we know Darwin wasn't speaking in metaphors?

because he has documentation of things that currently exist

He didn't actually see those really old turtles, he was just being metaphorical

you can easily tie the reports with other things we can observe

We can't observe monkeys turning into people

a senior citizen building a gigantic ark and rounding up two of every animal is a little less easily proved

According to the theory of evolution, recorded history starts quite some time after monkeys turned into people

It really is just blind faith

Herd mentality

Other people believe this, so it must be true

again, you're saying you can't observe it but you can

Can you show me a monkey becoming a man?

no, and i also can't show you a receipt for my groceries

If we knew each other in person, you could drive to my house and present me with a recipt though

It is quite plausible

it's like trying to prove that you're 1 day older

you can't see it right now, but it's still true

it's like proving to a 9 year old that there's an age above 10

He can see 11 year olds

He can see his fucking parents

exactly

Who can show me a monkey becoming a man?

so you're looking at all this **evidence** that kids turn into adults

No

pictures, people, etc

I am looking at the existence of adults

Proving that adults exist

I said nothing about children turning into adults

You're putting words in my mouth

it's exactly the same principle

No, it's not

Adults exist is a static variable

Aging is a process

you said you wanted to see a monkey turn into a man

Yes

well you can't see a kid turn into an adult either

Lol yes you can